So we overheard BigFoot yappin' about creating Halloween cards featuring me, Parker and Bennie in costumes. The boys got excited thinking it was something special. My mom Edna had a cowgirl costume once, and I some showgirl thing. Sure, it gets you a lot of attention and petting. But lately people have created some ridiculous things to humiliate us for their amusement.
|Weiner Dog? So funny we forgot to laugh.|
Seriously. Bite me.
|Going for the popular primitive dinosaur, eh?|
Are you nuts? This will get me a primitive beatdown at the dog park!
|Oh, Astronaut Dog. Yeah, somebody's going to the moon.|
Buzz leaving a little moon rock in your shoes is a bitch of a payback.
|Five gets you ten this member of the force has special ways of putting out fires.|
So think hard about this one. Just give us the treats, pet us for our natural cuteness, and then go to your humanoid parties in your ridiculous costumes.