Sunday, October 30, 2016

Howl-A-Ween or What's Wrong With You People!

I told BigFoot to repost this one from 2010 because you folks still don't get it! Also because I'm insightful and hilarious!

So we overheard BigFoot yappin' about creating Halloween cards featuring me, Parker and Bennie in costumes. The boys got excited thinking it was something special. My mom Edna had a cowgirl costume once, and I some showgirl thing. Sure, it gets you a lot of attention and petting. But lately people have created some ridiculous things to humiliate us for their amusement.

I looked up a few online to show the guys why we would not stand for it this year.
Weiner Dog? So funny we forgot to laugh.
Seriously. Bite me.

Going for the popular primitive dinosaur, eh?
Are you nuts? This will get me a primitive beatdown at the dog park!

Oh, Astronaut Dog. Yeah, somebody's going to the moon.
Buzz leaving a little moon rock in your shoes is a bitch of a payback.

Five gets you ten this member of the force has special ways of putting out fires.

So think hard about this one. Just give us the treats, pet us for our natural cuteness, and then go to your humanoid parties in your ridiculous costumes.



Barbara Jenkins said...

So I take it that Parker and Benny will not be dressing up this year?

Wyatt said...

Yeah, we hate hats and dress up too. OMD, the things we put up with.

Wyatt and Stanzie

P.S. mom really likes the dinosaur costume....Ruh Roh!

Lola said...

You are so right. But they got us anyway, as it turns out. Wasn't so bad, and Franklin seems to really like his cape. We took all the photos but he won't let them take it off. He's a little odd anyway.

lotsa licks, Lola

Julie, HBIC, Bark Of Love said...

Hey Lola, looks like you and Franklin - like our pals Wyatt and Stanzie, all of us really - know how to make the most of the situation. Word to Franklin - even if you like the cape, be cool about it.

To Barbara, some little princess and her witchie pal thought Bennie was a giant hamster! Baroo, BOL, told him to lose weight.

Mary (BookHounds) said...

Julie -- The giant hamster comment would have crushed my Schatze. She is used to the "look, it is a hot dog" comment though.

Naila Moon of the Grey Wolf said...

Ha ha ha-what a cute post! I love it.
Sorry to say though, I have become a cat lover but still would love to have a puppy as cute as you!
~Naila Moon

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FiveSibesMom said...

Such a cute post - and very true! My Sibes would give me the dirty look if I dared to put a costume on them! It's bad enough they tolerate me when I put a hat or Christmas antlers on them for Human fun pics! Came to your blog by way of Blog Hop and glad I did!